{"id":4199,"date":"2011-12-12T08:14:51","date_gmt":"2011-12-12T05:14:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.columbofil.net\/stiri\/?p=4199"},"modified":"2012-01-17T18:00:39","modified_gmt":"2012-01-17T16:00:39","slug":"simpatic-ghinion-de-columbofil","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/?p=4199","title":{"rendered":"Simpatic ghinion de columbofil"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.columbofil.net\/stiri\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/politie-masina-100p.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-full wp-image-4200\" src=\"http:\/\/www.columbofil.net\/stiri\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/politie-masina-100p.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"100\" height=\"113\" \/><\/a>V-a\u021bi \u00eentrebat vreodat\u0103 care-ar fi una dintre \u201dculmile ghinionului columbofil\u201d? S\u0103 v\u0103 prezint eu una: <\/em><br \/>\nE noapte, conduci cu o vitez\u0103 cam prea mare spre cas\u0103, \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-te de la un eveniment columbofil. Te prinde radarul. Agentul \u00ee\u021bi scrie amenda \u00een ma\u0219ina lui \u0219i se \u00eentoarce s\u0103 \u021bi-o dea la semnat. \u00cel remarc\u0103 pe pasagerul din dreapta, o personalitate columbofil\u0103, \u0219i exclam\u0103:<br \/>\n-Aaaa, tu erai!! Scuz\u0103-m\u0103 c\u0103 nu te-am observat de prima dat\u0103!<br \/>\nSe adreseaz\u0103 apoi \u0219oferului:<!--more--><br \/>\n-\u0218i tu e\u0219ti \u201dporumbar\u201d, nu-i a\u0219a? C\u00e2nd ave\u021bi banchetul?<br \/>\n-Week-end-ul urm\u0103tor.<br \/>\n-V\u0103 rog s\u0103-mi re\u021bine\u021bi \u0219i mie un catalog!<br \/>\n-Ok, nici o problem\u0103.<br \/>\nApoi, agentul continu\u0103, imperturbabil:<br \/>\n-Ai aici amenda. Suma de plat\u0103 e&#8230;, \u00eenjum\u0103t\u0103\u021bit\u0103 \u00een termenul de&#8230; etc. Obiec\u021biuni?<br \/>\n-Nu, bine\u00een\u021beles.<br \/>\n-Condu cu grij\u0103! Ne vedem la banchet.<br \/>\nO str\u00e2ngere de m\u00e2n\u0103. Ma\u0219inile pleac\u0103. \u00centr-una e lini\u0219te&#8230; poate consternare?<\/p>\n<p><em>Cam asta e, mi s-a \u00eent\u00e2mplat ast\u0103 noapte, ca \u0219ofer.<br \/>\nE simpatic\u0103 chestia, nu-i a\u0219a? <\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>Corneliu<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>V-a\u021bi \u00eentrebat vreodat\u0103 care-ar fi una dintre \u201dculmile ghinionului columbofil\u201d? S\u0103 v\u0103 prezint eu una: E noapte, conduci cu o vitez\u0103 cam prea mare spre cas\u0103, \u00eentorc\u00e2ndu-te de la un eveniment columbofil. Te prinde radarul. Agentul \u00ee\u021bi scrie amenda \u00een ma\u0219ina lui \u0219i se \u00eentoarce s\u0103 \u021bi-o dea la semnat. \u00cel remarc\u0103 pe pasagerul din [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-diverse"],"views":3587,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4199"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4199\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.columbofili.ro\/stiri\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}